02 October 2014

Two Steaming Heaps of Free Porn (Musick)





Even if you have never seen a porn movie in your lifetime (loser…no, just joking…loser…no, just joking again…lo---), this CD is like watching a porn video without the video. Aural sex. So turn the lights down low, light a few candles, put this on the stereo & let the magic Porn Groove take you wherever you want to go.

Produced by Mr_Melvis. Illustration & layout by Jay Beckman.

Various – Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka (Porn Music for the Masses Vol. 1),
Comfort Stand Recordings csr049, 2004.
both decryption codes in comments

Tracklist –

Take Me Now - Nick Chapman
The Love God - Martinibomb
Vuluke Khall (instrumental version) - DJ Bootsie
Ici la Femme (XXX Lounge King mix feat. Louise Vertigo) -The Lounge King
It Was a Dream - Ton Rückert
Hatesex - Mr. Juno
Suck My Disc - Sonny Jim
Gloria - Pearls of Joy
Baise et Rebaise Moi - Lubna Lux
Half an Hour is for Free - The Devil in Miss Jones (feat. Fats Bob Trumpet)
Give Me Anal Pleasure Please - Maquina de Atender Telefone
Wooden Shoes in Tirol - De Zwervende Keien
Silk & Sweat - Thybbuk
Brainwank (Psycho Food edit) - Colektro
The Porn King - The Funky Filter
Lophophora Williamssii - Eldad Tsabary
Whose Fantasy is this, Anyway? - Mr. Melvis (feat. Ms. Deameanor & R. Stevie Moore)

& from the insert notes:

“It’s a hot evening – the air hardly moves – you feel as if you are having trouble breathing … A thin sheen of sweat covers your body, but an even heavier weight presses down on you – a heavy urge that seems to come from the deepest recesses of your brain. A small, white hot light inside of you that grows brighter and brighter until it seems to take over your every thought. You slowly walk over the cabinet/drawer/closet/box and reach inside, grasping for that object which drives you. Removing an item, you slowly walk over to the ‘machine’ and insert the item into it. Flicking a small switch, images slowly flicker to life on the machine’s screen and you are transfixed – the object of your desires springs to life and you are drawn in to the depths of your fantasies. A pulsing, driving sort of music orchestrates the intense acrobatics on screen. You are drawn in not only by the images, but also by the drive of the music, it’s siren song luring you closer and closer to the completion of your journey. You have just entered ‘The Porn Zone’.”

“20 tunes of porn groovieness with a bonus track featuring a ‘Behind the Scenes’ look at the porn industry that will be sure to titillate even the most repressed listeners. It’s time to turn those lights down low again, & get it on.”

Artwork by Eric Kilkenny.


Tracklist –

Pink Fizz – The Protagonist!
You? Porn! You? Porn! You? Porn! You? Porn! – Cleft
Paul – Happy Elf
Lose Control – Dyabolical
Love Her to Death – Ereritjaritjaka
The Making of ‘RoXanne’ (The FliX miX) – JR Claiborn
Sweet Somethings – Jeffery Letterly
Does that Turn You On? – Lemon
Strange Wedding 60908 – Marcel
Very Deep Pleasure (with John Cage) – Mikrosopht
Muff Diver – Narcotic Syntax
The Phenylethylamine Affair – Savages
autoero Tik – 8m2Stereo
In Memory of a One Night Stand – The Drifting Boulders
Soul Thing – Principle Fetterman
Liquid – Soulfool
Love Lickin’ – V-Trap (feat. F Master F)
Miss Skeleton – Sean Ryan Woodward
The Making of ‘RoXanne’ (re-prize) – JR Claiborn
Strong Women – Hydropods
Reel Fantasies: Billy’s First Day on the Job – Mr. Melvis & R. Stevie Moore

Love ta Love ya Baby,






2 comments:

  1. Vol. 1
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    Vol. 2
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  2. I don't know what i'll walk into but i have to grab it - thanks a lot!

    DD (Glad I'm not a loser, haa haa!)

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