Two Steaming Heaps of Free Porn (Musick)

Even if you have never seen a porn movie in your lifetime (loser…no, just joking…loser…no, just joking again…lo---), this CD is like watching a porn video without the video. Aural sex. So turn the lights down low, light a few candles, put this on the stereo & let the magic Porn Groove take you wherever you want to go.

Produced by Mr_Melvis. Illustration & layout by Jay Beckman.

Various – Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka (Porn Music for the Masses Vol. 1),
Comfort Stand Recordings csr049, 2004.
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Tracklist –

Take Me Now - Nick Chapman

The Love God - Martinibomb

Vuluke Khall (instrumental version) - DJ Bootsie

Ici la Femme (XXX Lounge King mix feat. Louise Vertigo) -The Lounge King

It Was a Dream - Ton Rückert

Hatesex - Mr. Juno

Suck My Disc - Sonny Jim

Gloria - Pearls of Joy

Baise et Rebaise Moi - Lubna Lux

Half an Hour is for Free - The Devil in Miss Jones (feat. Fats Bob Trumpet)

Give Me Anal Pleasure Please - Maquina de Atender Telefone

Wooden Shoes in Tirol - De Zwervende Keien

Silk & Sweat - Thybbuk

Brainwank (Psycho Food edit) - Colektro

The Porn King - The Funky Filter

Lophophora Williamssii - Eldad Tsabary

Whose Fantasy is this, Anyway? - Mr. Melvis (feat. Ms. Deameanor & R. Stevie Moore)

& from the insert notes:

“It’s a hot evening – the air hardly moves – you feel as if you are having trouble breathing … A thin sheen of sweat covers your body, but an even heavier weight presses down on you – a heavy urge that seems to come from the deepest recesses of your brain. A small, white hot light inside of you that grows brighter and brighter until it seems to take over your every thought. You slowly walk over the cabinet/drawer/closet/box and reach inside, grasping for that object which drives you. Removing an item, you slowly walk over to the ‘machine’ and insert the item into it. Flicking a small switch, images slowly flicker to life on the machine’s screen and you are transfixed – the object of your desires springs to life and you are drawn in to the depths of your fantasies. A pulsing, driving sort of music orchestrates the intense acrobatics on screen. You are drawn in not only by the images, but also by the drive of the music, it’s siren song luring you closer and closer to the completion of your journey. You have just entered ‘The Porn Zone’.”

“20 tunes of porn groovieness with a bonus track featuring a ‘Behind the Scenes’ look at the porn industry that will be sure to titillate even the most repressed listeners. It’s time to turn those lights down low again, & get it on.”

Artwork by Eric Kilkenny.

Various – Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka! (Porn Music for the Masses Vol. 2),
WM recordings WM076, 2008.

Tracklist –

Pink Fizz – The Protagonist!

You? Porn! You? Porn! You? Porn! You? Porn! – Cleft

Paul – Happy Elf

Lose Control – Dyabolical

Love Her to Death – Ereritjaritjaka

The Making of ‘RoXanne’ (The FliX miX) – JR Claiborn

Sweet Somethings – Jeffery Letterly

Does that Turn You On? – Lemon

Strange Wedding 60908 – Marcel

Very Deep Pleasure (with John Cage) – Mikrosopht

Muff Diver – Narcotic Syntax

The Phenylethylamine Affair – Savages

autoero Tik – 8m2Stereo

In Memory of a One Night Stand – The Drifting Boulders

Soul Thing – Principle Fetterman

Liquid – Soulfool

Love Lickin’ – V-Trap (feat. F Master F)

Miss Skeleton – Sean Ryan Woodward

The Making of ‘RoXanne’ (re-prize) – JR Claiborn

Strong Women – Hydropods

Reel Fantasies: Billy’s First Day on the Job – Mr. Melvis & R. Stevie Moore

Love ta Love ya Baby,

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